Nintendo Switch Joycons aren't working

I want to attach them to the sides as a steam deck alternative. They pair but are not usable

The original joycons have some kind of response but it’s messed up. My 3rd party joycons have no response but I’d rather use them.

I bought these the surface pro 8 ones and they fit perfectly but are useless since the joycons don’t work.

I ended up getting an ipega sure hope it works

The ipega 9167 don’t fit so i ended up getting this one

I so pluged in my usb to type c converter and had my keyboard working like a charm. My moon grey lume pad automatically installed the driver and I was able to type and re mod some game controls. Super cool it was.