Nintendo Switch Joycons aren't working

I want to attach them to the sides as a steam deck alternative. They pair but are not usable

The original joycons have some kind of response but it’s messed up. My 3rd party joycons have no response but I’d rather use them.

I bought these the surface pro 8 ones and they fit perfectly but are useless since the joycons don’t work.

I ended up getting an ipega sure hope it works